7 WAYS TO MAKE EVERYONE THINK YOU’RE PRETENTIOUS
Studies have shown irrefutable evidence that some people are born believing they’re better than others. They grow up in gated communities named things like Anglosaxon, go to colleges where the library has the same name as them, and easily get jobs at J.P Goldman Bear Stearns. These people grow up to what scientists call, “assholes.” Despite being unlikeable and unpleasant, these “assholes” tend to go far in life. But just because you didn’t grow up with a movie theater in your home doesn’t mean you can’t go far in life. Follow these 7 tips to looking pretentious and you’ll have people calling you condescending in no time.